“You know, this is – excuse me – a damn fine cup of coffee! Now, I’d like two eggs, over hard. I know. Don’t tell me. It’s hard on the arteries, but old habits die hard – just about as hard as I want those eggs. Bacon, super-crispy. Almost burned. Cremated. That’s great. And, I’ll have the grapefruit juice, just as long as those grapefruits… are freshly squeezed.

– Dale Cooper, Twin Peaks